Thursday, February 28, 2008

No more Wisdom

I got my last wisdom tooth pulled out on Wednesday morning. I guess I will no longer be wise or have anymore wisdom to offer you all so don't come looking to me for any of that. Not that you did anyways but just in case you did, I am plum out of it now. I don't know why when I had the other 3 pulled out that this one was left in there. But, I have known for years that this needed to be done but it wasn't bothering me so I was like, "It's not broke, I don't need to fix it" but then it got broke and it was time for it to go.
The Dentist was really great and kept cracking jokes like, "Gosh Noel, this is like pulling teeth" That is what he said as he was practically ripping my head off my neck to get the stinking tooth out. OUCH!! My neck is sore, my head is sore, I feel like a train came and ran over my head all because of one tooth. At one point he starts telling me that his wife was a manicurist and that they were having a really hard time with them both working and it just wasn't working out(I am buying this hook, line and sinker....Must have been the laughing gas) and well, He finally tells her she has to quit her job because they were fighting ,"Tooth and Nail". Bah haa haa haa, really funny is that I really wasn't getting that it was a joke which of course made him and his lovely assistant crack right up. Glad they could have a laugh while I was being tortured!!
This could be why I procrastinated for so long to get this done.
Anyway I am glad it is over with and can I just say that there is a reason this girl never did drugs in her whole entire life. Me and drugs do not mix. NOPE!!

6 comments:

laura said...

I am sorry that they didn't knock you out for that experience:( Sounds like this dentist likes to get his patients all loopy and use them as an audience for his amateur stand up act. where did you find this guy?
I will be praying for a very quick recovery.

Erica said...

Sounds like the joke was almost as painful as the tooth pulling. Hope your chipmunk cheeks are going down and that the pain is getting better.

scoey-d said...

I wish you would have told me you were getting your wisdom removed... goodness.

I'll be praying for you to regain it somehow. Oh, I know. You can just ask TheMoses, & maybe he can spare you some of his wisdom...

:)

Jeni said...

Hey, the fact that it was a joke is better than what I thought it was going to be-- When you started, I thought he was going to be trying to sell you on going to see his wife for a manicure!

Jen in Budapest said...

YOU will be with ME in 16 days!!!! OMG!!!

noel said...

laura- yea, i dont really like to be out of it so i would rather be in it and in it good. ouch though.
erica- he was really funny. the jokes were great, good distractions
lou- sorry i didn't mention it. hee hee hee do you still want me to speech considering that i have no wisdom left?
jeni- i probably would have fell for that too.
jen- OMG , OMG, OMG is right!!

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